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02

Jun

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My favorite crash course joke ever.

I can’t remember who came up with it (maybe Danica?), but we all laughed for like five minutes before recording it.

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Work Today

New Girl at Work:
I totally play video games.
Me:
Really?! What do you play?
New Girl:
LOL CALL OF DUTY WOO YEAH THE BEST GAME EVER
Me:
walks backward out of store
Me:
lays down on ground
Me:
cries

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01

Jun

sordidcrayons:  #SHE HAD IT COMING #SHE HAD IT COMING #SHE HAD IT COMING ALL ALONG #WELL NOT MY MOM OKAY SHE DIDN’T IT WAS INJUSTICE #SHUT UP BATMAN YOU’RE RUINING THE SONG

sordidcrayons:

 #SHE HAD IT COMING #SHE HAD IT COMING #SHE HAD IT COMING ALL ALONG #WELL NOT MY MOM OKAY SHE DIDN’T IT WAS INJUSTICE #SHUT UP BATMAN YOU’RE RUINING THE SONG

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May

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katrina1234567:

IAFJ ALDFLAFLK

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instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack

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fishingboatproceeds:

Who knows if this movie will suck, but I like ol’ Owl Eyes (who in the novel is a metaphor for God) saying, “Mr. Gatsby doesn’t exist,” because of course Gatsby doesn’t exist.

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